[About Myself]
Matthew Chan
12 (24.11.92)
Raffles (heh, elitist)
Waterpolo
Saggitarius
[1337]
Swimming
Gaming (KoL+MapleStory)
Writing... weird crap
Making fun of people
Being crabby (nah.)
Anime/Manga (Slam Dunk?)
[n00b]
Certain irritating unnamed teachers
Work that doesn't count as fun
Bad results
Getting bossed
[Please man.]
PSP
If not, X-box
Get all holiday work done
Spiritual growth
Strength. as in, brute. for polo.
Patience
[EXternal]
beanneth
biquan
chanel
che
chiang fong
chuan hong
cmaine
david
junle
keng yong
pay
raash
tingan+others
tingan2
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Sunday
nothing much. i've been slacking hardcore and now i'm addicted to kingdomofloathing.com, which is a stupid game. stupid intentionally. what with 2 areas around a track called "the right side of the tracks", which is the right side of the tracks, and "the wrong side of a track". hum hum.
then i realized Slimery Sia also played, and was quite pro. so he gave me loads of items and money! w00t.
arsenal 0 - 0 man u (arse wins 5-4 on penalties thanks to Nazi-boy)
gasp, i'm getting too mean for my own good! Nazi-boy in question is a German goalie named Lehmann who is generally a shitface but played well during the match and saved some tough shots.
everyone admitted man u played the better game! crapcrapcrap.
i shall be creating a NEW Harry Potter parody! deja vu. and this time every book in the series shall be named H-something P-something. book one is Harry Pooter and the Harpy Prick. there's also a book 2 in the works - Harry Pooter and the Horny Prince! gah this sounds like Barry Trotter. draft (and "ingenious elements" and funny names):
- tradition (for the Harrys): surname dictates profession, so in story Harry Potter was a potter. teehee for Pooter then.
- tradition (for the Rons): surname dictates character. Harry's friend turns out to be Ron Measly.
- gay version of Cupid named Doopid who strikes Harry and Ron late in book 1
- Hermione Stranger
- Bulbous Bumblegore
- Poglords Institute of Disaster and Casualty (motto: Bullcrap Melioris Aevi)
- our Oral Comm teacher makes a guest appearance and says "learn to project your woice!"
- (somewhere suspiciously in book 3) Harry converts to the Dark Side and becomes a Darth-something. Ron dies during childbirth after giving birth to sextuplets. Bumbledore accidentally got struck by a shrink-ray and turned into Master Boda.
getting carried away, aren't we? seriously, Revenge of the Sith was awesome!
more parodies in the works: Desperate Househusbands (which has nothing to do with the -wives version) and Tar Wars.
[10:06 PM]
We're big, we're bad, and we're...adorable?