[About Myself]

Matthew Chan
12 (24.11.92)
Raffles (heh, elitist)
Waterpolo
Saggitarius

[1337]

Swimming
Gaming (KoL+MapleStory)
Writing... weird crap
Making fun of people
Being crabby (nah.)
Anime/Manga (Slam Dunk?)

[n00b]

Certain irritating unnamed teachers
Work that doesn't count as fun
Bad results
Getting bossed

[Please man.]

PSP
If not, X-box
Get all holiday work done
Spiritual growth
Strength. as in, brute. for polo.
Patience

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biquan
chanel
che
chiang fong
chuan hong
cmaine
david
junle
keng yong
pay
raash
tingan+others
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Friday

boohoo! decided to stop slacking from now onwards and thus i shall be closing this blog! we never made it to 100!! however you can still visit in the future to see how stupid my posts were.

april fools!

all the darn game websites have some sort of april fool thingy, so i guess i might as well!

this morning was darn funny. during the morning assembly, the prefectmaster told us that someone had posted a notice outside the Junior Block something like "The building is unsafe. Kindly assemble at the hall." LOL! hey, that was a good one, but sadly Mr Paul Lim didn't take it in good taste.

yay! the class got an extension for the math poster, which was lucky because i didn't intend to hand it in today.

moo! for one english project i was paired up with Kevin Kewk among others! actually it's Kwek but his Boy's Brigade nametag got misprinted. anyway if i didn't say anything about him so far sorry, my bad. he's this fat guy who has SMELLY LIKE SHIT farts ("oh the ozone layer's thinner..") and has a crush on the history teacher!

quote kevin "Out of all the teachers, I think Ms Chuah is the most physically appealing." unquote. ok so he told it to the person sitting beside him (who is probably one of few who can stand him at his worst), who promptly told another bigmouth friend and the rest is HISTORY. omg what a pun!! beams.

so today was SO funny! history lesson, i noticed that he was looking at EVERYWHERE except the teacher. Ms Karen Chuah asked if there were group names for the class. then we said that normally we just say "Wei Rong's group" or "Zebedee's group" and so on. so the bigmouth friend called Chester remarked that "Usually for that group we call it Zebedee's group, but for history we'll make an exception and make it Kevin's group." wah lao the whole class was laughing like crap and kevin's pink cheeks grew.. pinker then usual. and the teacher smiled but i think she got it. that was SO obvious! nice one Chester.

well personally i try NOT to ostracise Kevin Kewk for most of the time, but soon peer pressure sets in and i find myself teasing him. ah well.

and then there is the fart story. during music/moo-sic on wednesday we were having a singing module. so then kevin sits behind me with our backs facing each other. then i was swinging around on the chair then i faced kevin's back. FUG! an untolerable stench wavered around my nose. stink bomb! stink bomb!... NOW i know who's been causing all the fart thingys we've had since the start of year.

anyway today after the lessons we had some total defence talk. we have to attend these talks then later sit for a test to get a bronze badge. so we were supposed to take down notes in real dim light in the hall. it's just a bronze badge! not like some diploma. moreover it's MCQ and highly common sense-ical so i stopped copying notes after awhile.

waterpolo was a little too long for me. moo! it was the chinese coach, so we got let off quite late. we practiced using the medicine ball to throw which like sprained my arm after which any waterpolo balls seemed light.

going to start an exercise regime! swimming and walking to build my stamina! napfa's at end of term, and the standards have a great leap - esp the 2.4km. can't really cope after 2+ rounds nowadays.

off to sleep early soon - really knocked out by training. i wanna change my template!!


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