[About Myself]
Matthew Chan
12 (24.11.92)
Raffles (heh, elitist)
Waterpolo
Saggitarius
[1337]
Swimming
Gaming (KoL+MapleStory)
Writing... weird crap
Making fun of people
Being crabby (nah.)
Anime/Manga (Slam Dunk?)
[n00b]
Certain irritating unnamed teachers
Work that doesn't count as fun
Bad results
Getting bossed
[Please man.]
PSP
If not, X-box
Get all holiday work done
Spiritual growth
Strength. as in, brute. for polo.
Patience
[EXternal]
beanneth
biquan
chanel
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chiang fong
chuan hong
cmaine
david
junle
keng yong
pay
raash
tingan+others
tingan2
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Saturday
Some men begin to clean up the living room of the house, while the cloaked figure... takes off her cloak. The respectable-looking man takes out donuts and starts eating the 20-year-old thingies. In an hour, the living room is spick and span. Cameras are stationed, as Episode #2 of The Oprah Losefrey Show (episode one is in earlier post, post 10 I think) begins.
Oprah Losefrey: Yo Matthew Chan! We wanted to do Abochi the African Monkey but he was out having a perm, so we had to interview you again!
Matthew Chan: Great. Donuts, anyone? Got them at Sweet Ring... umm half my life ago.
Teehee. So, Mr Chan, what progress have you made? Heard you made half a billion by selling a book about curing constipation and overflatulence?
Ah, that. Half a billion is sorta paltry. It can't even satisfy my wishlist!
Anyway how do you feel about people interviewing themselves on their own blogs? Do you feel this is ethical?
What are you trying to tell me? You'll have your own blog soon enough, Oprah, after I teach you how to click buttons. You've been doing fine knowing how to turn on and off computers?
Shhh! This makes for bad viewership! Well, anyway, how do you feel about boybands?
Pish tosh. Idolizing boybands are bad enough, but idolizing boybands and getting good grades and getting on the comp 24-7 is WORST. I'm not naming names here, but you should know who you are.
In case you guys are ill-informed, I read in the Sunday Times that boyband fan(atic)s go to Taiwan etc to meet their idols, or even to their rival-boyband-countries to taunt them? Wasting time is negligent, but the costs involved can satisfy my wishlist, and that's saying alot! Should I now declare that I need Band-Aid! Chuckle chuckle...
And how's pre-PSLE life?
My parents are yelling at me, I'm getting insane, and the dog's barking like hell. It's quite a comfy life, all in all.
You have a dog?
3-headed. Named Cerberus. Not the cutest bitch I've seen.
Heheh, so witty ay? What's up with you and puns?
It's a mission to irritate unnamed persons. L'Engle did it with "Happy Medium"! Ah well. Sick puns are the limit, though. Talk about them being un-wel-come! Heheh. - Oops, parents calling, 2-headed dog barking! Yes, I cut off one head to silence him yesterday. I'm the normal pet-loving kid.
[7:12 PM]
We're big, we're bad, and we're...adorable?