[About Myself]
Matthew Chan
12 (24.11.92)
Raffles (heh, elitist)
Waterpolo
Saggitarius
[1337]
Swimming
Gaming (KoL+MapleStory)
Writing... weird crap
Making fun of people
Being crabby (nah.)
Anime/Manga (Slam Dunk?)
[n00b]
Certain irritating unnamed teachers
Work that doesn't count as fun
Bad results
Getting bossed
[Please man.]
PSP
If not, X-box
Get all holiday work done
Spiritual growth
Strength. as in, brute. for polo.
Patience
[EXternal]
beanneth
biquan
chanel
che
chiang fong
chuan hong
cmaine
david
junle
keng yong
pay
raash
tingan+others
tingan2
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Wednesday
verdict: 10/10 it's bloody funny! go watch it! and have nachos to go along with it! (love nachos! the cheese is actually hot!)
that's all for today's exciting news. i spent the rest of time reading newspapers, watching ch5 sitcoms, and even kids central! yepyep sg needs more interesting stuff - when central is preferred that's a bad sign!
yay i'm finally a stone hammer! gunbound's a bit slow about changing ranks...
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10 ways to really irritate everyone in the theatre
Props needed: mother
1. when you come to a sick part, cry out "eeeee!!! mamma cover your eyes - tom cruise take off shirt already!"
2. whisper loudly to mother, "momma i wanna urine, take out the plastic bag quick!! can't hold anymore!"
3. at the beginning where there're ads, repeatedly say, "mummy i want to watch that movie!"
4. set your hp to max volume and when it rings talk very loudly.
5. read the sypnosis and every 5 minutes tell your mother loudly what's gonna happen next.
6. sit in front and wear a very large hat.
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at this i have a mental block and am VERY aggravated at manu's SECOND goalless draw in TWO games. sparta isn't the best of teams lor! hey, i wake up at 7pm (originally intended to watch, but my stupid alarm clock disagreed) and go to soccernet to check results - what's up? haha fergie finally admitted he's wrong. only consolation: liverpool also managed a 0-0 scoreline with olympiakos or some obscure team!
hope arsenal flunk this time vs panathinaikos! well their 1-0 win versus rosenborg was lucky, it was an own goal! looks like arsene isn't doing well in europe.
soccer predictions of the post: which teams will be top 4 in EPL and go to champions league next season? ARSEnal, chelski, boro (?), bolton (?)
no manu, but i'm just being conservative! i think it's time they should kick out fergie! giggs rule! just realized through soccer mag that he's like the longest surviving manu player! golden balls (becks), nicky butt, dwight yorke, andy cole - all left for less illustrious teams! how could fergie be SO STUPID?
bye off to play gunbound or something... oh yeah i thought up a game idea! enter unbound! yep a parody-in-name of gb, but it's a parody of pokemon! it's an internet game to earn money... here are some ideas:-
1. charge $1 for a premium acc - get access to worlds with rare bogiemon! (those pokemon with weird dna, so the story goes...)
2. buy mamee from me and receive a code for every 30c! you can redeem the code for cash (Bogiebucks), cool equipment (eg Bongo the Bouncing Blob - aids your bogiemon in fighting!), and accumulate codes to earn entries to those exclusive worlds! (i think premium acc is more worth it!)
3. the FREE game has no pictures! buy graphics for unlimited time - 40c only! (okok, i'm not that mean - first 10 players free graphics!) this is already incorporated into premium acc.
4. participate in unbound "poster pack events" (20c per entry) and stand chances to win rare items and access to... worlds i haven't created yet! plus, you get 0.04% stake in manu! (that is fake)
5. pay 50c for lifelong "Friend of the Unbounds" title! something like friend of zoo - you get free magazines and updates! (for magazines in print you have to pay more bucks for ink+paper) also, stand a chance to win premium accounts and codes every month/week respectively!
6. the patent-not-pending Unbound Communication Service is sorta like email, but it's sooper fake! is built in in premium acc
nice ideas right? wanna team up with me? you can work in the mamee, magazine OR online-game section! ok - you get a free premium acc if you work for me! lol nvrm i can plan it myself!
wanna watch wimbledon/vanity fair! well if i get more moolah or something - i'm quite broke! despite the fact that i hardly take recess? (called thrift, not anoroxia)
[6:13 PM]
We're big, we're bad, and we're...adorable?