[About Myself]
Matthew Chan
12 (24.11.92)
Raffles (heh, elitist)
Waterpolo
Saggitarius
[1337]
Swimming
Gaming (KoL+MapleStory)
Writing... weird crap
Making fun of people
Being crabby (nah.)
Anime/Manga (Slam Dunk?)
[n00b]
Certain irritating unnamed teachers
Work that doesn't count as fun
Bad results
Getting bossed
[Please man.]
PSP
If not, X-box
Get all holiday work done
Spiritual growth
Strength. as in, brute. for polo.
Patience
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biquan
chanel
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chuan hong
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Thursday
anyway today was children's day! yes our last. well the best part was definitely the food we get... with the school's frisbee and file (10 pockets only!!) a close runner-up! well, not much competition.
the concert was boring as usual. everyone was kneeling to get a better look, and i regretted the move to sit at the back to avoid zygote-beanneth-etc! (mind you, about 5 boys did that, and in the end cta had to site behind pee-boy (my latest 'instalment' to his name! refer to below for more info.).
anyway it was SO budget that all the roles, such as Mayo ('she likes to put mayonaisse on her pizza') and Bobo (m-lim, 'he likes to eat bobo chacha', what rubbish?), and the noise-makers (hear, hear!) were played by teachers! shish kebab.
the noise-makers refered to 10-odd teachers making noises by hitting pails, basins, dustbins (HAHAHA) and sticks on the ground while some other teacher was floating about with some cloth. heard that m-chng was one of them, though i was too busy yawning to bother.
and the clowns were lame! half the time they were like chanting some ghost anthem and the other half they were doing low-grade tricks which were SO easily proven non-magic (yeah, hate to admit it, but all the students do that to prove that they're smart, hahaha), and before that m-tang was saying they spent 1000+ to organise this? bull. if anything that "lady" is corrupt and siphoning all the money! but if it's true, well done school!
at least the gifts were a better symbol of their wealth. the file and frisbee almost made the sharity funtimes an anticlimax! (tralala, sarcasm rools!)
talking about sarcasm. we got the info-on-sec-schs book! i was busy trying to find the lowest aggregate for normal technical EM3. apparently, so were jinsheng + bh. in the end bh found the lowest! bartley sec had 59!! woohoo! (later this afternoon, i discovered that jin tai and chong boon secs were close-runner ups at 60.)
jinsheng said he wanted to get in even if he got 300, and that it's the most prestigious school! and i ended the day on a hilarious, nearly-pee-in-your-pants note when i remarked that KS got into bartley sec's direct admission, and that the screening was to either count to 10 or solve number bonds up to 5!! lmao. rofl. finally, LOL!
anyway bus time was quite funny too. remember the weird, gibberish P1? well he was talking to some p2 girl (woah, an improvement from talking to yourself, julian! or should i say, drool-lian?). anyway he was getting agitated and kept saying things like 'craghee!' and 'loughee!' and 'the name of my house is mc!" (translated from the abnormal dialect he spoke with) and "everything have poper name!" everyone was laughing to... tummyache? well i almost wanted to ask him to put a sock in it, but decided to hear more of his gaa-gaa-goo language. by the way we get off at the same place everyday 'cos incidentally i live at block 2, and him at 9 or something. everytime they will be his maid or gramma to pick him.
(one time it was raining and he was running about the carpark and shouting some hideous "melody". boy, he's sure happy? [no sick pun])
(they call him pee-boy everytime they speak to him, so i've decided that zygote-boy should have a turn on owning that great name!)
anyway almost forgot to report about this morning. i was interupted by screams, and left my chinese chess game with edmond (just in time; i was losing bad due to shing bo's advice, pish tosh.) a molested bird? a molested plane? no, a boy i presume is an em3. well he was screaming his guts out i almost felt gleeful when jiehao and thomas sprayed water at him! (work of satan!!!)
well anyway i found out andros the fastard promised him $5 if he screamed, but in the end he said he couldn't hear the em3 so i guess the poor cheated-of-his-voice boy went back. well, it was a waste of time, but he WOULD have made a nice change from patrick khoo of careless whisper fame! (imagine: khoo patrick, careless scream, "this is the actual volume. do not turn the volume down otherwise you will fail to get irritated and/or deafness." lame?)
by the way i forgot to append a wishlist last post! here goes:
wishlist
-STILL nokia 7610 (or maybe a good siemens or sony-ericson)
-300% allowance increase
-my own domain (www.matthewc.com or www.harrypooter.com perhaps?)
-a subscription to man utd's features (hey it rools! you get to watch videos!)
-STILL civ3 (well, maybe not.)
-a license to download pirated roms (well this will never happen, but still, thanks to those kind dudes who made it available on pc! [for one, i won't waste my time doing that.])
-subscription to major soccer mags, Simpsons, etc
-dilbert shirt (dilbert's FUNNY! go to dilbert.com, i've even subscribed to its daily comic e-newsletter)
-tagboard, guestbook, etc for my blog
wow bumper wishlist! well i guess if you can have everything why not?
days to birthday: 55
days to psle: 5
eeps! reality sunk in! BYE!
[6:22 PM]
We're big, we're bad, and we're...adorable?