[About Myself]

Matthew Chan
12 (24.11.92)
Raffles (heh, elitist)
Waterpolo
Saggitarius

[1337]

Swimming
Gaming (KoL+MapleStory)
Writing... weird crap
Making fun of people
Being crabby (nah.)
Anime/Manga (Slam Dunk?)

[n00b]

Certain irritating unnamed teachers
Work that doesn't count as fun
Bad results
Getting bossed

[Please man.]

PSP
If not, X-box
Get all holiday work done
Spiritual growth
Strength. as in, brute. for polo.
Patience

[EXternal]

beanneth
biquan
chanel
che
chiang fong
chuan hong
cmaine
david
junle
keng yong
pay
raash
tingan+others
tingan2

[Credits]

Knocking
Blogger
Blogskins
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Monday

i've nothing better to do!! thus let's give a sneak peek of my "great" "bestselling" "book"!! i'm showing the first page first (which isn't alot, since one exercise book page is quite - typical of an exercise book page??)

harry pooter and the 4D stone

Harry Pooter loved eating TNT and beans. That knowing he loving eating beans serves no purpose (except to explain his utterly frazzled hair), but keep in mind that he loved eating beans.
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Harry flew on his trusty broomstick. As a matter of face it was actually Mrs Tersely's broom, but there was not a worry as intrepid Harry ruffled his hair with Hand No. 1. Then Hand No. 2. Then Hand No. 3 followed. Wow what a stunt!!
Harry had only 2 hands.
The revelation of his slow mind stunned him. With his left foot ruffling his hair for no apparent reason, his body lost balance and he fell.
Wait!, thought Harry, slowly as always. I forgot to get the Terselys to write "Brave & Handsome" on my epitagh!
uh yes that's about all. yay i've hit seventeen posts! will post more pages in later posts to boost popularity rates! (i hope.) and who knows, you might get inspiration from our vast array of puns that you might invent your own!! :D <-(fake smiley to disarm readers)
status: 9.58pm. nosebleed stopped. currently plotting of ways to wrap those masking tape balls. (no sick puns in this sentence. for more info refer to post sixteen.)


[9:48 PM]

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