[About Myself]
Matthew Chan
12 (24.11.92)
Raffles (heh, elitist)
Waterpolo
Saggitarius
[1337]
Swimming
Gaming (KoL+MapleStory)
Writing... weird crap
Making fun of people
Being crabby (nah.)
Anime/Manga (Slam Dunk?)
[n00b]
Certain irritating unnamed teachers
Work that doesn't count as fun
Bad results
Getting bossed
[Please man.]
PSP
If not, X-box
Get all holiday work done
Spiritual growth
Strength. as in, brute. for polo.
Patience
[EXternal]
beanneth
biquan
chanel
che
chiang fong
chuan hong
cmaine
david
junle
keng yong
pay
raash
tingan+others
tingan2
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Wednesday
anyway KS is really a stoopid jackass. apparently he told his parents everything about the fan club, and he called last night to say that his parents were giving him a lecture! uh-huh. do i care? anyway he asked me to close this down, but i said i'll improve on the club MYSELF! KS, you shall rue this day that you turned down approx $5!
anyway i called again and asked him to supply me mamee since he's such a wimp and he said he wanted to be on the team again. hello? well i suppose he wanted to be slightly richer... but i've decided to reduce his 30% stake of the company to 20%. unloyalty doesn't pay! anyway he asked me to print the second issue. i really hate him. anyway he is SO stoopid. the first issue was so colour! and he charged me 20c for each?? hey it's your own damn problem you want to print colour! (i would have settled for black and white, double-sided, size 8 print, spoil all their already-myopic eyesights!! buhahaha...)
anyway i've decided to boot KS from the team except to give prizes for contests and advertising. he'll just supply me with ever-so-cheap mamee at 10c a packet! (at Fairprice it's 15.5c) he doesn't do anything else since he's such a DORK!
but enough of my anger at this unworthy nincompoop. (:@)
yesterday i could not contain my excitement! i'm gonna revamp this whole magazine! behold, now we work under this bluff-company, NewMamee Pte Ltd! and of course the fan club is The NewMamee Fan Club (TNMFC), and you'll be reading NewMamee Magazine (NMM)! this is lame! i love being so lame. anyway i just calculated and i only have 4 weeks to do this business! curse! if i had thought of these in P3 i should be able to afford Civ3 by now! sigh i'm addicted to Civ3.
anyway there's a new price plan! now for one month there're special offers! feast at the sight of my menu (and feast in the magazine too - buy now!)
Buying off stands (refers to from Matthew the Great)
1 Mamee 30c (negotiable)
2 Mamee 50c (negotiable)
1 NMM + 1 Mamee 60c (special offers may be organized; negotiable)
Fan club (subscribe for 4 weeks)
Plan A 1 NMM + 1 Mamee a week $2
Plan B 1 NMM + 2 Mamee a week $2.30
Plan C 1 NMM + 3 Mamee a week $2.50
interested parties please go to Matthew the Great (if you're clever and far-sighted) or KS (if you want to be gayed and zygoted....) for an application form! and oh yeah, if you want to read Happy's blog (all lies about Munch! i assure you) you can do so here - but sterilize your hands before and after you visit!
[8:07 AM]
We're big, we're bad, and we're...adorable?