[About Myself]
Matthew Chan
12 (24.11.92)
Raffles (heh, elitist)
Waterpolo
Saggitarius
[1337]
Swimming
Gaming (KoL+MapleStory)
Writing... weird crap
Making fun of people
Being crabby (nah.)
Anime/Manga (Slam Dunk?)
[n00b]
Certain irritating unnamed teachers
Work that doesn't count as fun
Bad results
Getting bossed
[Please man.]
PSP
If not, X-box
Get all holiday work done
Spiritual growth
Strength. as in, brute. for polo.
Patience
[EXternal]
beanneth
biquan
chanel
che
chiang fong
chuan hong
cmaine
david
junle
keng yong
pay
raash
tingan+others
tingan2
[Credits]
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Sunday
of course, Hello Kitty's 30th birthday is trying real hard. one of the trade mysteries: why is some circle with 2 eyes on it and a ribbon so sell-able? i can just draw a circle, hang two flaps, and call it Byebye Doggie that has rabies thus its eyes and mouth and everything else has dropped off. ooh so pitiful! i'll make a bundle.
but yes, Hello Kitty has no mouth. now now, having such a blank face, ugly features, demonic-looking torso has almost crossed the line, but now - no mouth goes a bit too far isn't it?? (Slaughter of the Sadistic Sarcasm!!!)
and what's more, they're trying to destroy art works. they're putting a lifeless feline face ontop a body of some respectable sculpture? hey, why not get Byebye Doggie to do something real blasphemeous?? (come on up, purchase Byebye Doggie from Matthew's Desk, they're real cute and makes you think you LURVE animals!!!)
anyway what happened to Dear Daniel eh? isn't he - IT - supposed to be the boyfriend or something. ah... we could have a Cutiepie Sheepdog for Byebye Doggie! oops letting my imagination run wild... those people only go for felines with no mouths!!
anyway, i should let the gloom sink in... gloom of school. please note that this is just a ploy to stop blogging. (i hate nyps!!)
moral of the story: buy Byebye Doggie from me!!
btw i've completed my story!! Harry Pooter and the Rolling Stone is out for free viewing!
[8:54 PM]
We're big, we're bad, and we're...adorable?