[About Myself]
Matthew Chan
12 (24.11.92)
Raffles (heh, elitist)
Waterpolo
Saggitarius
[1337]
Swimming
Gaming (KoL+MapleStory)
Writing... weird crap
Making fun of people
Being crabby (nah.)
Anime/Manga (Slam Dunk?)
[n00b]
Certain irritating unnamed teachers
Work that doesn't count as fun
Bad results
Getting bossed
[Please man.]
PSP
If not, X-box
Get all holiday work done
Spiritual growth
Strength. as in, brute. for polo.
Patience
[EXternal]
beanneth
biquan
chanel
che
chiang fong
chuan hong
cmaine
david
junle
keng yong
pay
raash
tingan+others
tingan2
[Credits]
Knocking
Blogger
Blogskins
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Friday
anyway as i count down the days to dreaded 05102004, class can be quite funny. anyway SBL said don't name-call! well so now kenneth's joon. (still, i don't see what's wrong with Beanneth! sheesh.)
i've decided not to keep posting snippets of my story! it's time-wasting (more so than plucking non-existent armpit hair) and anyway you can get a free viewing of it! (for selected people only. i got to read joon's archie before i lent that crummy book to him.)
talking about KS, this guy's real smelly! literally, he released his beannish gas TWICE today lor! and i was terribly affronted by his rude arse. sad to say he didn't even bothered to say "sorry for that unappreciated odour" or something like that.
anyway ting an said my blog had no conspiracies unlike hers! she had a point. i shall now try to include more puns and suchlike to give you the false and terribly stupid impression of actually reading SOMETHING here.
by the way i was reading Sunday Times. turns out that some idiots actually go to "Mushiking" machines and spend tens of dollars playing! that is so lame! you spend one dollar to buy some mushroom card and battle by scanning the card or what crap. now i see how there can be teen millionaires! I can create such Crappets machines! when you scan your ez-link by mistake, the screen will show this demonic moron flailing his arms and shouting "YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT???!!!"
but enough about hypothetical situations.
amazing race 6 is coming out!!! yay it starts 2 days before 05102004, but who gives? it'll probably boost my marks! (i'm not giving an explanation to THAT.)
anyway i shoulda reached 20 posts by now if not for pokemon! pokemon firered is quite funny and definitely better than Neopets!(hmm, hmm!)
after this story, i'm creating a parodish gamesite! i know i've ended up bringing out the yawns, but Nopets is gonna be fun! a budget version of O Exalted Site, you get the satisfaction of tugging at your invisible pet on an invisible leash! (that part is before i find an effective way to scan the graphics in.)
sigh... parents still don't allow me to take public bus home on a regular basis! that's lame. walking is good! (except some day that averaged 4kg bag will dislocate my shoulders..) moreover, there's this weird bruised-p1 that keeps staring into nothing and smiling and talking to himself! also, the older ones tell sick stories to each other. besides, that sickening SMALL bus costs 60 moolahs a month! i can at least wrangle a $15 allowance plus/week if i don't take it! lala... and the uncle is dense and looks it. (he has to recount how many people there are everytime ONE (1) person comes in.) but the scandals are funny. a girl there also draws manga-like comics!
wishlist
-nokia 7610 (that is coming up soon enough... my parents promised it to me if i got into ri.. heh!)
-civ3 (will try to worm one out as a birthday present...)
-pokemon firered (don't really want it but if you don't have it downloading the rom is illegal!)
-270 for PSLE (uh think so i only got 264 for prelims... still i barely studied then..)
(not that i care. the anti-piracy police are probably eating donuts in their office right now... tralala!)
shit! i forgot to add a single pun!
moral of the story: swear by puns! f***!
there. what a punny pun.
i LAUGH. i'm so wasting my time so it's back to playing pokemon for a while.
[8:55 PM]
We're big, we're bad, and we're...adorable?