[About Myself]
Matthew Chan
12 (24.11.92)
Raffles (heh, elitist)
Waterpolo
Saggitarius
[1337]
Swimming
Gaming (KoL+MapleStory)
Writing... weird crap
Making fun of people
Being crabby (nah.)
Anime/Manga (Slam Dunk?)
[n00b]
Certain irritating unnamed teachers
Work that doesn't count as fun
Bad results
Getting bossed
[Please man.]
PSP
If not, X-box
Get all holiday work done
Spiritual growth
Strength. as in, brute. for polo.
Patience
[EXternal]
beanneth
biquan
chanel
che
chiang fong
chuan hong
cmaine
david
junle
keng yong
pay
raash
tingan+others
tingan2
[Credits]
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Wednesday
anyway for all *interested* clients, i'll have you know that dilligent Matthew Chan has finished issue 1 of NewMamee Magazine! actually to reward you for visiting this humble blog, i've decided to give you access to my magazine online! click below for the link! this is primarily to let people go "oh damn i'm paying $2 for 4 mamees which cost 40c altogether and a magazine that can be viewed online for free!" stay tuned for the next 3 issues of NMM! (too bad we can't upload mamee... then i'll have the pleasure of really seeing those subscribers.)
anyway i printed 6 whole copies of this mag! hey 3 sheets of paper and 6 sides of ink, thus i suddenly decided not to print for all of the alleged 15 customers KS claims that he has attracted. you never know who's lying... he's parents are probably scheming. let rich KS print the remaining 9!
anyway Mrs Tia is back!! yeah i know it's terrific to have a BETTER (with a capital B, E, T, T, E, R, size 18, bolden, italicised, underlined) science teacher than Pang, but who am i gonna shoot those pellets? Pang's prominent bottom is the desired bulls-eye of my tiny eraser projectiles! (go to post one to trace the life of my short-lived country eraser Panama [the remains of Panama was promptly picked up by Jun Le].) hey mind, it was Chiang Fong's idea about those pellets! all i did was aim it at someone whose loud speeches made my temples throb like Earthquake 2004! (there's no such quake, i'm just cursing everyone)
speaking of CF, this forum has become rather quiet nowadays! last time the 6L board boasted so-animated discussions, sometimes perverse, sometimes bitching about specific gays, etc. now 3 people have deleted most topics (including my great funny polls) and now there're at most 6 topics? besides, all my posts now have to be viewed by a moderator!
Jiakun and CF were mods! i was THE co-admin! then TA demoted me to mod and promoted tyrant CF! ok, so i was having some fun, suspending Happy's account for 3 days! then CF went along and sacked me. HEY! i was trying out mod capabilities! anyway the worse thing was that CF unsuspended Happy!
now i don't even visit this goddamn forum. they change passwords everyday because i always leak them out to outsiders (in fact i told Larrisa that our password was auxotroph! CF promptly changed it and i received some warning.).
this forum is so sucky! i can't stand it. Bye XJK and CF, talk to each other in this lonely desolate desert-comparable 6L board! (and i'm still gonna reveal the current password.)
oh yeah just remembered: here's the link for my exalted magazine! it may be a bit messed regarding page breaks, but the font and stuff are intact! look: this is the stuff i sell for 50c!
http://nmm1.harrypooter.qn.com
coming up in the next post: exclusive interview with Matthew "the Great" Chan, flown in life from some fourth-world country that Chan is visiting! Stay tuned!
[6:42 PM]
We're big, we're bad, and we're...adorable?