[About Myself]
Matthew Chan
12 (24.11.92)
Raffles (heh, elitist)
Waterpolo
Saggitarius
[1337]
Swimming
Gaming (KoL+MapleStory)
Writing... weird crap
Making fun of people
Being crabby (nah.)
Anime/Manga (Slam Dunk?)
[n00b]
Certain irritating unnamed teachers
Work that doesn't count as fun
Bad results
Getting bossed
[Please man.]
PSP
If not, X-box
Get all holiday work done
Spiritual growth
Strength. as in, brute. for polo.
Patience
[EXternal]
beanneth
biquan
chanel
che
chiang fong
chuan hong
cmaine
david
junle
keng yong
pay
raash
tingan+others
tingan2
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Thursday
yay! inspired by Chiang Fong's using of a knife blade to cut country erasers as pellets, i cut my dear Panama into many bits (the Panama is currently in possession of Jun Le, only 1/3 of it remains not-'conscripted'). anyway, what better way to use it other than shoot at MP? yep. Mr Pang has an overlarge bottom, and every hit will either bounce off it or shoot some unsuspecting victim (most often the latter).
anyway Bing Heng started being a bastard and aiming at me. f***! he hit my face with searing pain. i rained all my pellets on him and stole some of his evenly-cut ones. only about one hit. duhhhhhhhh.
anyway time to go back to Day 0 (today's Day 1). i was starting this The Mamee Fan Club jesty thingy, actually it's to buy Mamees cheap from happy Jeremy (err guess what's happy), and selling them at 10c cheaper. my entrepot wasn't doing well until the fan club started giving magazines too! with some lame story. Kenneth S (the one with pubic hair) was my only suscriber cos he was prob too rich.
Day 0. he kept calling me. he got 10 customers for my club, got his parents to supply Mamee to us, and he wanted to be manager! i was like ok, whatever, go do your crappy plans while i, CEO, collect all the money. (i've been watching too much shows.)
Day 1. i bought 4 Mamees from Happy for 90c (22.5c each, he earns 16 cents!) for some guy that Kenneth coerced to buy. (he was to pay 60c for 4 packs, remember. Kenneth has BAD MARKETING SKILLS. need i say more.)
then Jiakun came along and wanted to buy! in the end, i sold 3 to him for $1 while Zhen Yi got one for 30c. done. i made a profit of 40c. then the guy came up. shit. Kenneth said we were out of stock. damnit, he's going to come tomorrow. i really feel like punching KS.
anyway Kenneth had some idea. he bought 20 country erasers for $2. that was supposed to be a freebie for one week of Mamee Magazine. (last issue, my freebie was a tissue paper. ask him if you don't believe!) anyway i started to con him. i said we could give it free to promote our club. he actually agreed! ow man. i took 9 from him but had my own plans. since it was HIS money, let's sell those erasers! giggle. the story gets funnier. Ivan bought 8 from me for FORTY-CENTS!!! 5 cents each, half price! haha. i still had one eraser left. total profits = 80c.
KS learnt about this and was so angry. but in the end he was too tired of squeezing vast amounts of data into his beaver-brain that he stopped arguing.
End of day. i profited $2.90 (Kenneth's friend's membership fee in advance was $2.10.) and one UK country eraser. Jiakun profited 6.666666666666c cos he sold one Mamee for 40c to Ivan. Ivan profited 10c and one eraser because he sold 7 for 50c to someone. other random lucky geppers profited free country erasers. KS? lost $1.60.
I LAUGH.
stay tuned to next post. Matthew explores more activity within the 91 nyps geppers.
[6:40 PM]
We're big, we're bad, and we're...adorable?