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Matthew Chan
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Sunday
ok i was walking past all the stalls when i saw this primary 5 boy picking up a potato wedge that had dropped onto the floor. egad! there are really kind souls that actually throw stuff away into the dustbin!
however, my worst suspicions were confirmed when this guy gave it to the short noodles (1) stall-auntie. the last thing i saw before one big crowd started gathering was the noodles aunty pressing a mouldy-looking 5cent coin into the already quite dirty P5 boy.
the noodles aunty packed the potato wedge into a plastic bag along with others. i monitored the stall, even though i knew - with grossness - what was the fate of the potato wedge.
5 min later. this short P1 girl went up and handed a 50cent coin to noodle aunty. noodle aunty - not even blinking - gave the bag with the yucko potato wedge to the poor girl.
nanyang needs more sick bays!
moral of the story? well this is an easy one! don't eat from school canteens, especially when this school is somewhat prestigious!
anyway i saw the same P5 boy the next day. he watched with delight as someone dropped his mashed potato (i don't care what they say it is; looks like soup to me) onto the floor! uh oh, deja vu?... the P5 boy (there were two additional milo stains on his shirt now) scooped up the mashed potato with his black grimy hands (they really should ban plasticine) and gave it to noodles aunty.
the yellow slimy concoction merited a 20cent now.
this time i had to stand up for justice! i confronted the boy. "what the hell do you think you are doing? one day i may get a weird craving and actually purchase something from noodles (1) stall!"
the boy laughed. "aiyah, the noodle aunty pay me for all their food that drop unto the floor lor. they say it is called save money! anyway, i don't see cockroach around what? huh?" he stamped his feet to prove his point. where he stepped, there was something that looked a lot like a roach.
ok this time the moral is repeated. remember, don't eat from the noodles (1) stall!
this story was happily fabricated by Mr Matthew Chan, head of the movement called Operation NY Canteen Boycott.
[5:02 PM]
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